Sydney, The Elf

Once upon a time, there was an elf named, Sydney. Sydney wasn’t really an elf, but she thought she was an elf; and this concerned her mother greatly.

So, one day, Sydney’s mother took her to see a therapist. The therapist asked her,

“Sydney, why is it that you think you’re an elf?” To which Sydney replied,

“Sir, my mother is on drugs. I know that I’m a fully functioning, adult human. I brought her here to see you.”

And then Sydney’s mother went to rehab.

The End.

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