Once upon a time, there was an elf named, Sydney. Sydney wasn’t really an elf, but she thought she was an elf; and this concerned her mother greatly.
So, one day, Sydney’s mother took her to see a therapist. The therapist asked her,
“Sydney, why is it that you think you’re an elf?” To which Sydney replied,
“Sir, my mother is on drugs. I know that I’m a fully functioning, adult human. I brought her here to see you.”
And then Sydney’s mother went to rehab.